Nice meeting you, I'm your Mom from today.
Whatever
Let's go.
I don't call the asshole, "Dad".
He's a horny asshole.
Patti Smith, The Nolans,
The Runaways, Joan Jett and The Pretenders.
They are all women.
Except for Kurt Cobain, oh, God I love him.
All other men are scum, especially the asshole.
Every single day, I screamed and screamed.
When I got tired of screaming I picked fights with men.
I beat the shit out of them.
They are my enemies.
All men are my enemies.
Men ! Men ! Men ! Die !
The broken alarm clock.
The cracked clock with the blood stain.
Time stopped for me then.
All men became my enemies from then on.
Look at me.
I won't.
Look at me.
I won't !
I know you love me. Like Mother Theresa said...
"Hatred is one way to express love."
Liar.
It's true.
We're family, okay ?
Really, I want to fuck you.
But I have to play the role of a good father.
So I keep providing you with mothers.
But you're the one I love the most.
Bullshit !
Don't fuck with me !
You fucker !
From then on all men became my enemies.
They're all enemies.
Men are my enemies.
My daily routine was to fight off invisible enemies.
How're you doing ?
Good.
You hate men that much ?
Yeah.
I think you should...
have your hair like this.
Punk !
I grew to like Kaori. I don't know why.
She always seems so exposed.
Exposed to what ? Exposed to love maybe.
This is a news bulletin.
Without warning, youths have begun rioting in Tokyo.
As we speak, there are riots in Shibuya, Harajuku and other areas.
Some are armed and have opened fire into the crowd...
There’s always a war on.
And I'm the only one who knows it.
An invisible war.
The war that nobody knows is on.
It seemed natural that Kaori became my best friend.
Not a mother, but a friend.
How about this ?
I love it.
You might not believe this, but I'm a Christian.
You mean you believe in God ?
Right.
Is God cool ?
It's not about God.
In Christianity, Jesus is the man.
Jesus...
Know anything about him ?
He's super cool, you know ?
Better than your Kurt Cobain.
Men are scum but Kurt is an exception.
Kaori made me read the Book about someone cooler than Kurt.
"The New Testament"
And I thought to myself that I could accept a man like Jesus.
So cool ! Can he be real ?
I confessed everything I could possibly think of to Jesus.
Even about when the asshole touched me when I was little.
But Jesus, I resisted him and did not have sex.
If he came to me now, I could beat him up !
Jesus, I approve of you as the only cool man besides Kurt Cobain
I decided to expose myself more like Kaori.
It's okay, isn't it ? Give her the exact same one.
I got the same tattoo as Kaori.
I went for a drive with Kaori.
I love Jesus Christ !
I danced with Kaori.
I'm bored with your father.
She wanted to go back with her old lover.
Can I come ?
I would go wherever she went.
I wanted to escape from the silly old dream I always had.
It's a cheap B-movie dream, starring the asshole.
I protect my younger self.
Jesus and Kaori will free me from the asshole.
The guy who introduced me to Jesus is at this place we're going.
Let's go !
He's not quite as cool as Jesus or Kurt Cobain but...
I'm kind of tuck on him.
Promise me one thing. Be my friend, not my mother.
Why's that ?
I don't want any more family. I've had enough !
You're free to do anything with men.
But don't make him my father.
Don't worry.
It's okay then.
You're free to dance with any man.
I'm free to dance as I please.
I'm free to dance with Kaori.
Next day, we visited Kaori's ex-lover.
Recent events made me realize that I committed a sin of neglect.
Because I was unaware of something...
It came as a shock to me to notice that I'd hurt someone badly.
He was so not attractive.
But Kaori loved him so it was fine.
The boring sermon ended.
Yoko, go home first.
Go for it.
Go get him, Kaori.
I have a confession to make.
Father, please.
Okay.
I want to start over with you.
I'm a stupid woman.
I'm hopeless, I'm aware of that.
But I just have to get back with you.
Ever since I left you, I've been losing faith in God.
When I was with you I could feel Him close... I miss God.
I miss you.
Can you forgive this stupid woman ?
You're not confessing to God...
This is a place to confess to God.
Don't act like it's not about you ! Be a man.
Remember me ? You said I was some woman !
This is a church and I'm a priest !
I'm sorry, Father...
But I can't stop myself from wanting you, Father.
I always fantasize about sleeping in your strong arms.
Please forgive me for that.
Pray to God.
I will, so forgive me.
Lord forgives any sin.
Will you forgive me ?
Not me, the Lord...
Father ! Father !
Father !
What do you want ?
Thank you for responding.
Do you have a little time for me ?
The confession's over.
Don't act like it's not about you !
I'm God's shepherd !
Stop it ! Stop it !
How familiar this is...
We're in the church !
Meet me outside !
Get out of here.
I'm sorry !
It's filthy !
Filthy ?
Let me go ! Stop it !
Tetsu, I'm lovesick for you !
Stop it !
Testu, I love you !
I love you !
Tetsu, I love you !
Testu, don't leave me !
Don't leave me !
I won't let you !
What the...? What's she doing ?
Don't !
Stop that now !
Stop it !
I love you !
Stop !
You're so selfish ! After what you put me through ?
I was wondering everyday.
When would my Maria come ?
I photographed millions of panties.
But non gave me a hard-on. None of them was Maria.
I saw the woman at the church.
I knew something was happening.
I'll move back here.
Dad came back. Why ?
There's someone I want you to meet.
It's been a while !
Something was happening.
How have you been ?
I could feel it. Hell was on its way back.
Introduce me to your Maria. Promise me.
I'd been searching for my Maria.
Taking panty photos and getting hit my Dad.
Dad was suddenly friendly.
Is it delicious ?
He was eating meals with me...
And the fateful day arrived.
What do you think of the Priest ?
Like what ?
I want us all to become a family.
A family.
I want to be your real mother.
- No ! - What's wrong ?
I have had enough of families !
Hey !
Do what you like with any guy but I don't want a family !
What's wrong with you ?
Shut up !
Yoko !
I just kept walking away...
Shut up !
...going in the direction of my destiny.
I didn't care anymore. I knew Dad would get back with that slut.
It's an ultra special royal flush !
Who gives a damn ? So I put a wig on.
And I walked to where my destiny waited.
I stood where destiny was waiting.
Look, what we've got here.
Come with us.
Cut it out !
Don't be cruel, come play with us.
I'll take you on !
Good, I'll make you sorry !
Come on, come on, come on !
Yu, maybe it's your big chance.
I was just joking !
They were all my enemies.
My enemies on a silver platter and I'd eat them all up.
Who is she ?
Who is she...?
Who's that helping me fight ?
Protect her !
Who is she ?
You'll pay for this !
Not in a million years !
Who are you ?
Thank you.
That was so helpful. And you were cool.
It's nothing. Those wimps...
That was great.
Um, my name is Yoko.
Thank you so much.
What is your name ?
Miss Scorpion.
I'm Miss Scorpion. Nice to meet you.
Miss Scorpion ?
Yes, don't forget that, honey.
Come on, kiss her now.
And the wind blew her skirt up...
My first hard-on !
It's embarrassing...
Come on.
You're a darling.
I like you.
See you.
My prayers have been answered !
What's this feeling ?
I've never felt like this...
What do you call this feeling ?
I finally had a hard-on.
What's this feeling ?
My heart hurts...
I want to photograph these panties !
This is a hard-on ! The hard-on of a man !
This is what a man is made of ! I did it, I did it !
Who are you ?
Who is she ?
What was that ?
I'll try this area.
Is that a good move ?
Captain ?
Captain !
Hey, Captain.
Are you okay ?
Uh, sorry guys.
I have s shooting schedule written up.
We'll be staking out between those points.
Okay, each of us station here, here and...
Here, at points A, B, C and D.
We know that.
Oh, you do ?
Well, we'll stake out at those points.
Next week, we'll choose the Grand Prix photo.
Let's go get them !
How you doing there ?
No big waves yet.
We have a nice southeast wind.
Put your faith in it and you'll be okay.
Roger.
I'm finished. I can't function anymore.
- Hey. - Wow !
How are you ?
More photos ?
Oh, it's you.
I'm glad we met.
What's wrong ?
Chin up.
Right...
Bye.
She's the one.
the next day, an unbelievable thing happened.
We have a new student. Her name is Yoko Ozawa.
Come in.
I'm Yoko Ozawa, nice to meet you.
And she walked in.
There's a seat, you can sit there.
Stupid teacher, stupid classroom...
Stupid men. I've had enough if this.
Nice to meet you...
A fake ambush...
All men, die.
Thank you, Father, for your love and the food on the table.
In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, amen.
I want to talk to you.
What is it ?
Remember I said I wanted you to meet somebody ?
We're having dinner with that person tomorrow.
All I can think of is her. Why ?
What did that dream mean ?
Maybe Kaori would know.
So I asked her.
Kaori.
Do you masturbate ?
No ! I'm a Christian !
Christian don't masturbate ?
No...I don't think so.
Sorry...
What about ?
That I walked away from you.
Oh, that ?
What's going on ?
God is incredible !
It was divine intervention.
Because you ran away from me, I felt empowered...
and then I raped him beautifully.
"A beautiful rape ?"
Right. After you left, I made frantic love to him !
That did it for him.
Thanks to you and the Lord above.
Uh-huh... Whatever.
Is it a sin to be a lesbian ?
Oh, yeah. An unredeemable sin.
Why do you ask ?
No reason...
Dykes are perverts. Watch out for them.
Perverts ?
I didn't care anymore who Kaori wanted to marry.
Yoko.
What ?
Maybe you don't want me to ?
What ?
I want to marry him.
Marry him...
Oh, marriage.
I had much more important things to think about.
Go right ahead.
Can I ?
Sure.
Really ?
So, maybe I am a...
Maria is so close to me...
And she has no idea who I am.
Maybe I am a...
What should I do ?
Maybe I'm a lesbian.
Maybe the only way for me to meet her is in drag.
Maybe it's possible that I love Miss Scorpion.
Make up your mind !
Hello, it's Miss Scorpion. I hope you weren't hurt ?
Thanks for helping me.
It was nothing, really.
Whenever I see men harassing a damsel, I blow my fuse.
Men are horrible.
Yes, they're all horrible.
I love you, Miss Scorpion.
I love you too, Yoko.
I want to be with Miss Scorpion.
Me too...
But I'm not Scorpion...
Yoko...
I'm in love with her !
Good morning.
Wait a minute...
Don't I remind you of someone ?
Look at me and think. Well...?
But wait...!
It's Renaissance humanism. I guess you know the word humanism.
It's a human-centric philosophy. Write that down please.
It persisted throughout the Middle Ages
...and Modern Times.
Modern Times starts around the 16th Century...
What do you want from me ?
I'm asking you a question !
You dumb-ass ! Stay away from me !
Or you'll get hurt.
Uh, hello...
Senpai ! Meet me with the costume !
The Scorpion costume !
Here she comes.
Shit !
- Don't forget that. - She's coming !
She's almost here !
Go get her !
My God ! Miss Scorpion !
Oh, is it Yoko ?
Hi, Miss Scorpion, good to see you !
how have you been ?
Good. Do you live around here ?
Uh... Yes, over the somewhere.
Yeah ! I'm happy to hear that.
I'm happy to see you again.
I'm so happy.
Me too.
Oh, sorry...
It's okay.
Miss Scorpion ?
Yes ?
Oh, nothing.
What ?
It's nothing.
Come on, don't be a tease.
Is it weird if a woman loves another woman ?
Mother tells me it's perverse.
Do you think so too ?
I don't know but even a pervert has a life history.
Life is what you make it, being a pervert is just one way of life.
Oh, I see...
Yoko, don't look down at perverts.
Keep that in mind.
Now go home, it's dangerous with those punks around.
Here's my number. Call me if you need me.
Miss Scorpion !
Here !
Can you live with this?
I'll confess to her someday.
Yeah, you should.
I'll tell her how I feel about her.
Good for you !
Unbelievably it got worse.
The worst came that very night.
I dread meeting that woman again...
There she is.
It's Kaori. Did you miss her ?
We met in the street.
Really ? Sit down everybody.
Just like the old days.
I'm so glad we're together again.
And then somebody walked in.
You're late !
And it was...
Hello, I'm Tetsu Honda.
I'm Yoko.
This is Yoko.
Bummer...
Say something.
I'm Yu.
Let's sit down.
Nice to meet you.
Here I go...
Yoko, Yu. We have something to tell you.
I guess it's better if we do this before we get started.
We're thinking of getting married.
He'll be my brother ?
But you're a priest. I thought you couldn't marry.
So I'm thinking of quitting.
To be with her, I'll go back to just being a Christian.
Can you do that ?
I need to wait until Vatican approves it...
The point is that I'm not good enough to be a priest.
Besides I don't want to sneak around like we did before.
Yu's birthday is in July.
And Yoko's is in December.
You'll be his little sis by 5 months.
I'm going to the toilet.
Did I make her feel bad ?
Maybe it was too abrupt...
It must be Yoko.
Excuse me.
Yoko needs Scorpion !
Maybe it was too soon.
What's going on ?
Take it easy.
Hello ?
Miss Scorpion !
What's up ?
Sorry to bother you but
I'm going to be moving to your neighborhood.
Oh, that's great !
Mother drags me round, I'm used to it, but...
Sorry to call you up like this.
It's no problem.
I'm with my new family at a restaurant now.
And they are...
They are...?
...really disgusting.
The new father and brother.
Especially the brother is...
...creepy.
He follows me around like a stalker.
And I have to live with him !
He's a pervert.
A pervert...
Yoko.
Remember ? Perverts have reasons for being what they are.
We'd be called lesbians and that's pretty perverse.
That pervert of yours has reasons for going like that.
I know ! Maybe he was trying to...
connect to you as a brother.
You'll be his sister, right ? Maybe he knew about this all along.
That must be it.
He's known about you from before.
So he doesn't mean anything weird of perverse.
Maybe he's just enthusiastic about having a sister.
Maybe he's trying to be a good brother.
He sounds earnest.
Oh, I figured him wrong then !
Do you love me ?
Of course I do.
Then promise me.
Can you treat him like a brother ?
I can't hear you.
I love you.
Me too.
Keep your promise, okay ?
Call me if you need me.
Thank you, Miss Scorpion.
Bye.
Shit !
You want to check on her ?
She's okay.
Sorry.
See ?
Yoko Ozawa. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I don't want her to be my sister !
And so Yoko and I now lived under one roof.
Breakfast is ready !
Good morning !
Morning !
Thank you, Father, for your love and the food on the table.
In the name of our Lord, Jesus...
In the name of Jesus Christ.
Amen, let's eat.
Yes, let's !
As we said grace, I glimpsed at Yoko.
I'd get a bulge in my pants whenever I looked at her.
Now getting a hard-on felt like a sin.
It was difficult keeping my promise with Miss Scorpion.
I have a confession.
No, you don't need to.
I'm too ashamed to tell him anyway...
Sorry I made you do that.
I was out of the line then.
I'm fragile like you. After all, we're only human.
Sorry.
From today I have to call him my brother...
I have to do it for Miss Scorpion.
Brother...
Good morning !
You'll be late for school !
Good morning...
The only way I could call him "Brother" was by shouting it.
We had nothing to talk about.
That's right ! See that street over there ?
That's where Miss Scorpion saved me.
She is super cool !
Why do I have to hear her rave on about Scorpion ?
I had nothing to say to him so I ended up talking about Scorpion.
Oh, maybe it's funny if...
What ?
...if we go in together. You go ahead.
It's okay, we're family.
You're so self-conscious ! I'm just acting here, stupid !
We're not family. They're not married yet.
Shut up, I know that already !
It's almost time to begin.
Watch out Yu and little sis, I'm on my way.
Hey, there's a couple !
Go for it ! The hottest new couple of the century !
Yuck, this is annoying.
Okay, all right !
Enough already. Calm down !
...cosecant. These are the 3 functions.
How are these 3 defined ?
Oh, he is so gross...
But I made a promise to Miss Scorpion.
I'm going to take a bath.
Okay.
What's wrong ? Are you upset about something ?
Don't you feel like it ? Not in the mood ?
Any problem ?
Let go of me !
What's going on ?
I want to go to a club.
A nightclub ?
I feel like dancing.
How can you go out when you have a man like me ?
I might meet a better man.
- Yoko ! - Yes ?
Let's go out !
Wait a minute.
You coming too ?
No ! You have me, you're my...
I'm your...?
What am I to you anyway ?
Uh...wife.
What ? I can't hear you !
My wife.
Your wife ? When did we get married ?
We haven't but you're almost my wife.
I'm almost your wife ?
How idiotic ! I'm tired of sneaking around !
Just wait a bit more.
This is just like before !
Wait just a while. These things take time....
What are you doing ?
Let's dance.
What, like this ?
Just like we used to !
Just until the Vatican approves it. Ouch !
I'll go wherever you go, Mom.
- Men suck ! - Oh yeah !
I'll quite being a priest this minute...
You're a liar !
Be nice to each other.
Listen to what Yoko said.
No fighting ?
We'll be together forever.
Kiss me.
Kiss me passionately so I can forget about being cranky.
I'll do my best.
Here I come.
Miss Scorpion ?
I know it's late...
It's okay. What is it ?
I really love you, Miss Scorpion.
Sorry... I'm being annoying.
I'm just being pushy...
I've gotta go.
No, it's no problem, Yoko.
I really love you too. Call me any time, I'm always here for you.
Thank you.
Me too... I love you too...
I love you too.
Sorry about what I said.
Don't be. It's because I've been careless.
I'm really sorry.
I'll quite tomorrow.
And we'll get married right away.
That's great !
It's a promise.
I'm so happy !
Are you all prepared ?
I'm counting on you tomorrow.
We have many students this month.
Are we going to get another one ?
That's right.
Come in.
This is Aye Koike, your new classmate.
Nice to see you all.
Make sure you're all nice to her.
Where should she sit ?
Sir, I want to sit there.
No problem.
Where is Scorpion ?
I heard that she was here !
It's payback time !
Who are you guys ?
Are you Scorpion ?
I'm Scorpion !
I am Scorpion.
You ? You're the talk of the town...
Miss Scorpion ?
It's impossible.
You say you want to quit...
But it's beyond my authority.
That's how little you think of the Lord ?
Weren't you determined to become a priest ?
You've made me very upset.
I realize my inadequacy.
You'd rather choose romance ?
Is that what it is ?
Tetsu.
I'll pretend I didn't hear any of this.
Go to the chapel and pray.
Party to God with all your heart.
I'm sorry.
You're saying you tried to stop those gangsters and...
it was an involuntary act of self defense.
Right. I had no idea what was going on...
What's this Scorpion thing ?
I have no idea what that was about either.
I just had to act on it...
I see.
I know it seems unbelievable but I have a black belt in karate.
So I was quite sure that I could deal with those men.
I couldn't stop myself. For everyone's sake...
I understand now. You just tried to protect your classmates.
That's what happened.
I'm really sorry.
I misunderstood you.
You may go now.
Excuse me.
Miss Scorpion...?
Is it true ? But you're...
I look kind of different, don't I ?
You can go now.
When I'm Scorpion, I wear dark glasses and make-up.
With elevated boots.
But now I can see you without wearing that stuff.
You're really...
Really !
I'm Miss Scorpion, the one who saved you that day.
When you skirt blew up, only O could see your panties.
Miss Scorpion...
I was happy when you said you loved mo on the phone.
Put out your tongue.
I'll bite it.
Does it hurt ?
How about that ?
It doesn't hurt.
...the story was written around 9th Century.
It goes, "Long time ago, there was an old bamboo cutter."
I'm sure you're all familiar with this story.
There was someone I ought to meet.
Someone I hadn't met for 30 years. I believed she was my mother.
What are you doing, Yu ?
You have a cute little sis.
What are you doing ?
Are you upset with me ?
What are you doing here ?
I'm interested in you.
Who are you ?
Someone who is interested in you.
What are you trying to do ?
You're not doing it very much these days.
Doing what ?
Panty photos.
I know everything ! You bad boy.
Do you want me to tell Yoko that you photographed my panties ?
What are you two doing ? That's unfair !
Stop it, Brother !
I'm not your brother !
They're not even married yet so you're not my sister.
So don't call me "Brother".
Enough is enough ! I'm fed up with this !
What's with him ?
He just needs some space.
I'm home.
Hi, honey.
What's wrong ?
Tell me what's wrong !
Are you okay ?
Yeah, don't worry. Sorry.
Guess what ! Aya Koike is going to help me with my homework.
She's going to come everyday after school.
I never imagined that Miss Scorpion would be my tutor.
Yu, you should try harder.
Thank you, Father, for your love and for the food on the table.
In the name of...
Let's forget grace today.
Why don't we just eat...
Okay...
All right.
I had that feeling again. Something was about to happen.
And I'm always right.
Hello.
And you are...?
I told you ! She's my tutor, Koike !
Oh, it's you !
- Pleased to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
Come in.
Come on !
It was so pushy the way she became Yoko's tutor suddenly.
What did she want from us...?
She's suddenly all over us, closing in on me.
What's up ?
Can I come in ?
It should be okay... Right snoop ?
So this is what your room's like.
She soon became a regular part of the family.
Even Dad and Kaori were getting along with her.
Before I knew it, Koike was eating dinner with us.
In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, amen.
Looks delicious !
Sometimes, she stays over.
I'm Miss Scorpion.
Leave the little girl alone and come to me !
Thank you so much, my name is Yoko !
It's unbearable.
Things are not working well...
At night Koike even counsels my so-called parents.
My faith in the Lord is getting shakier recently.
I’m a horrible priest.
When I close my eyes to pray to God, I see Kaori's face instead.
I'm not...
...suited to being a priest. It's a sin.
I'm a sinner.
I believe that the Lord is very generous.
He will forgive you. You'll be fine.
Let's all pray to him.
Great photos !
Where is my costume ?
You stole it !
It's under the bed.
I returned it after I had fun making out with your sister.
You bitch !
What will you do ?
I'll play dead so you can fly away...
...like a little birdie.
What's it all for ?
No reason.
Just fly away, little birdie.
Yoko is mine now.
- It's Scorpion. - Oh ?
Meet me at the park, right now.
Koike ?
Just hurry.
You took so long...
Have you forgotten me ?
Oh, I see.
You've been hanging around with that phony...
so now you're confused.
I'm the real Scorpion.
But even...
this is a lie.
Can you guess who I really am ?
It's me, Yoko.
- It's Yu. - No !
I am Scorpion. I'm sorry I deceived you.
Yoko, listen to me please. Wait !
I fucked up...
They're almost mine.
"Peek-a-Panty"
- What's this ? - What's going on ?
"Peek-a-Panty photo journal by Yu"
Good morning.
What are these ?
What's this ?
- Oh my God ! - They are so gross !
Morning, Brother.
Good morning.
What's wrong with your brother ?
"King of perverts"
He's here !
Hail to the King Pervert !
What's this ?
What has Yu done to deserve this ?
Tons of perverse photos, that's what !
Maybe there are photos of you too.
I advise you not to come to school anymore.
Principal ?
He's expelled.
That's what he's been doing.
Like you told me before, Yu really is...
...a disgusting pervert.
Tetsu, please don't !
Listen...
You pervert !
What have you done...?
Stop it ! Get out !
Yoko, you've got it wrong.
Stop it !
Leave her alone, pervert !
Yu, stop it !
You're such an idiot !
Yoko, I love you !
You stole Yoko's panties and hid them in your room !
Pervert !
Yoko, I love you.
Pervert.
Could you get off me please ?
Hey pervert. Get off me !
You two are responsible for the way your son turned out !
He can't be blamed.
Your immorality has helped create this pervert !
It's time to change your ways.
You must change !
Hey pervert. You want me to hit you more ?
Yes, hit me more, please. Come on !
Don't worry.
For Yoko's sake, we must start afresh, right ?
You must be cold.
See, this one says 50% Off.
It'll reduce your sorry by 50%.
50% less sadness !
What's funny ?
Are things okay at home ?
I snuck into school sometimes.
We'll learn about the Kamakura Government's political system.
Neither Yoko nor Koike were there.
Yu, what's up ?
How have you been ?
I don't see Yoko. Isn't she here ?
Your sister ?
I haven't seen her recently. Is she okay ?
Well... How about Koike ?
I haven't seen her either.
They stopped coming about the same time.
I'm worried...
Something's wrong.
I hadn't gone home in ages, it was deserted.
So I went to the church.
The church was in panic after Dad's disappearance.
One thing was clear, my family had vanished.
And Koike too. That was that.
Anything can happen in life.
It was deserted ?
All your family's gone ?
How's it possible ?
Sounds like the families of those Zero Church members.
What's that ?
The religious cult ?
Don't you watch TV ? They kidnap the whole family.
Put them in a camp and brainwash them.
Right.
Oh yeah, that !
Yu's family has probably been abducted by them.
Koike must have been their recruiter.
It could be. They do anything to get converts.
Everyone, today...
from our hearts we will confess all.
Reveals the sins you've committed that you've never told anybody.
Relieve yourself of that burden
You start.
I'm undisciplined when it comes to sex.
I was a priest, but that didn't stop me...
I wasn't worthy.
We all sin. It's only natural.
Go on.
I was there to serve God but...
I fell in love with her and
I just had to be with her.
You didn't just want to be with her, did you ?
What do you mean...?
You wanted sex from her, correct ?
You just wanted the sex.
Yes, you're correct.
I wanted to have sex with her.
You felt guilty and physically abused your son.
The Lord told me so, Tetsu.
You hit him when your son confessed his sexual sins.
The Lord knows everything.
I'm sorry.
Confess your sins.
How's it going ?
Where's Yoko ?
Don't get so excited.
What's wrong ?
I can't find Yoko anywhere.
She's here with us.
We are all living in love and peace here.
Where the fuck is "here" ?
Calm down.
What's going on ?
I want you to meet some people tomorrow.
They think you're very talented.
What's going on ?
Bukkake-sha at 1 pm ?
That's a famous porn video company !
What is it, Yu ?
What's with Bukkake-sha ?
I have to go there.
What for ?
Is it for an audition ?
"Bukkake-sha Audition"
Let me be direct. What do you like ?
Sex. I love sex and only sex.
Good for you !
Next, Mr. X.
That's me.
So you're a pervert.
I hear you're a big pervert.
Yes sir, I'm a pervert.
Tell us how perverse you are.
I just can't stop loving pussy !
Next, Yu Honda.
Do you like pussy too ?
I'm into sins.
I started doing peek-a-panty photos because I had to sin.
Not because it turns me on. Because it was sinful.
When you say sins do you mean crimes ?
Ni, biblical sins.
I'd never had a hard-on on until
I met this wonderful person.
When I saw her panties, I realized how beautiful they are.
That was the moment that I became a real pervert.
Bravo.
Bravo !
Congratulations !
Where's Yoko ?
Where's she ?
Don't be rough.
Why are you here ?
At my school, my house ! Everywhere I go. Where's Yoko ?
She's having an awaking.
What's that ?
It's time for your awakening too. Okay, original sin boy ?
I'm not taking any more of those photos !
If you don't work hard, you won't see Yoko.
Let go.
If you tell your friends about meeting us, you won't see Yoko.
If you want to see her, work for Bukkake-sha.
Will I really see Yoko ?
What ?
Will you let me see her ?
If I work for them, will I really get to see Yoko ?
I'll let you see her.
That's great !
Does it means that we are pros now ?
I guess so.
Takahiro.
Senpai.
And Yu.
I see a gleam in your eyes.
Your eyes are cameras !
That's what this industry lacks !
You all have that gleam in your eyes !
Those camera eyes !
You'll take the industry by storm !
Look !
The Tosatsu genre sells in the thousands today !
You see ?
It costs nothing but yields millions !
It's up to you now.
Yes sir !
I made up my mind.
I'm a Super-duper Pervert.
I guess that's what I am.
Shoot them all, and think that they are Yoko.
Since then, I photograph panties and think of her.
I'm unstoppable.
I'm a pervert ! the king of perverts !
6 months had passed.
It's time you poke some pussy.
Poke some pussy ?
There's a huge variety of porn
and most of it isn’t just pussy hidden in panties.
Most porn
involves some pussy and with is some poking...
Poking...
I've had my eye on you, the King of Perverts.
I want you to do the "Rape 'em 'till They Drop" sequel !
and "Poke 'em Numb" part 6 and 7.
Hey, wait a minute...
Do you want me to...
Yes, you get to poke them !
Poke them and peck them like a woodpecker !
A pervert is on thing. Piking is another !
Be a man ! Or be a pervert !
My identity's at stake.
President, please !
You've got to understand.
I'll never stop shooting peek-a-panty for you.
But I can't peck them...
- What ? - Please !
What kind of man are you ? Don't you wanna peck ?
I'm sorry.
You get paid for having sex.
I know you always have a hard-on !
This bulge is reserved for the pecking of my Maria.
It's not for anybody else but her.
I declined any job except for peek-a-panty.
I had to appear in a weirdo-event instead.
Bukkake-sha present the 10th Perverts Jamboree !
We have perverts gathered from all over Japan.
We have something special today.